Ladies...leave the husbands at home...

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least...

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Hey kewl. If it worked for him maybe it'll work for me.. Thanks Deb.

Your welcome Ed. I figured you would appreciate this post very much. Actually, while I was reading it in my inbox, I really did think of you. LOL

Ain't she just the sweetest thing...?

#15 is my favorite.

My favs....1, 5, 8 & 10.

Can't pick just one out of those.

lmao you guys are mean my hubby works for wal-mart LOL.

I TAKE THIS PERSONALY!!! lmao

i have in fact (sence this letter hit e-mails a few yrs ago) seen people do thise things in the stores now and then....... i just laugh and walk past them. lol

i have personaly seen numbers 1,2,5,6,10,11,12 AND 14. in our walmart store. lol

oo yeah edited again to say

one that was really funny now that i look back. was one customer picked up a in store phone off the pillers. and called for a FULL EVACUATION of the store for possable bomb thret. LMAO it was due to a supistious (sp) box left in the ile... LMAO (it was stockin night there where hundreds of boxs in the iles lol) they took him a way in cuffs lmao hehehe

OK I did # 2 the alarm clock thing..............That was GREATTTTTTTTTTTTT.

and I escaped the store before the copperes were called on me................

I will be BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


Thanks Debbbbbbbbbbbbbb yer the greatest

MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Behave! Sheesh.

No,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it was................................
exhilarating..............and refreshing......................

One more for the little guy against the man

Mark, my snuggle bear, I love you. Little boy playing and all.

So, what's next? Pick one of my favs.

JBILYS

I have seriously thought about doing several of these things...but I just can't bring myself to do it....to much work....