a you got to read this story lmao
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a you got to read this story lmao
this is taken from one of my msn chat friends with her permission a true story her godson sent her an email about lol
one lady lives in the country, she has a few horses keeps them in a pen near the quiet country road
they get new people moving in up the road a family with kids
they don't see much of them because the houses are not that close
one day...
this lady gets a letter in her post box from the mom of this new family
saying that she has to move the horses from that pen by the road because the boy horse shows his weenie off!!!
the kids get to see that on their way to the school bus
the lady thought this must be a joke and does nothing of course
a few days later when she is on her way from the shops... she sees this mom coming from HER house with a camera of course she asks what are u doing here?
the mom says I have been taking pics of that obscene animal proof
and if you don't move that boy horse i will call the police for the "self revealing horse oh well she went on and on said that the kids had been asking about it and that she had to lie and tell them its the appendix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok the lady couldn't believe what she just heard hehe
but she still didn't move the horse - of course
a few days later the police comes and asks where her hubby is
the police explains that they have got a complaint from the neighbors that a male is waving his thing so the kids can see it
TG the lady has the letter she got and shows the police they are about to wet themselves when they understand what it is about
now the family is about to move to town lol where theres no such dangers for the poor kids
one lady lives in the country, she has a few horses keeps them in a pen near the quiet country road
they get new people moving in up the road a family with kids
they don't see much of them because the houses are not that close
one day...
this lady gets a letter in her post box from the mom of this new family
saying that she has to move the horses from that pen by the road because the boy horse shows his weenie off!!!
the kids get to see that on their way to the school bus
the lady thought this must be a joke and does nothing of course
a few days later when she is on her way from the shops... she sees this mom coming from HER house with a camera of course she asks what are u doing here?
the mom says I have been taking pics of that obscene animal proof
and if you don't move that boy horse i will call the police for the "self revealing horse oh well she went on and on said that the kids had been asking about it and that she had to lie and tell them its the appendix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok the lady couldn't believe what she just heard hehe
but she still didn't move the horse - of course
a few days later the police comes and asks where her hubby is
the police explains that they have got a complaint from the neighbors that a male is waving his thing so the kids can see it
TG the lady has the letter she got and shows the police they are about to wet themselves when they understand what it is about
now the family is about to move to town lol where theres no such dangers for the poor kids
Re: a you got to read this story lmao
(stares blankly)
WTF??
shurgs. "who knows"
lol
WTF??
shurgs. "who knows"
lol
WildCherry- Posts : 393
Join date : 2008-02-09
Re: a you got to read this story lmao
i just cant beleave the nerve of that women to just leave that horse there like that...... omgosh God fobid such a thing.....
and them poor childern FORCE to be visualy VAILATED ooooooo what is the world comeing to??
haha ps sarcazem
im sorry this is soo stupid it just kida lingers in ones brain. THANK YOU ANNA i now have the vison of some horse in a grassy field behind a white fence along a gravle road........ starein at me with is dong hangin...... (eewwwwww shivers sick) ok you best hope coflee will cure me of this hordid images or im sendin my shrinks bill to you. lol
and them poor childern FORCE to be visualy VAILATED ooooooo what is the world comeing to??
haha ps sarcazem
im sorry this is soo stupid it just kida lingers in ones brain. THANK YOU ANNA i now have the vison of some horse in a grassy field behind a white fence along a gravle road........ starein at me with is dong hangin...... (eewwwwww shivers sick) ok you best hope coflee will cure me of this hordid images or im sendin my shrinks bill to you. lol
WildCherry- Posts : 393
Join date : 2008-02-09
Re: a you got to read this story lmao
Serina, it's my fault
This happend in Finland 2 weeks ago
This happend in Finland 2 weeks ago
caysa- Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-01-26
Location : Finland
Re: a you got to read this story lmao
MOMMMMMMMMM WHY AINT YOU IN MSN CHAT?
WildCherry- Posts : 393
Join date : 2008-02-09
Re: a you got to read this story lmao
The moral of the story?.....
neuter your horse.... hahaha...
Or don't live in the country if you don't appreciate the scenery.
Wonder who's more traumatized... the kids or the mom... rolfmao...
ouch my stomach....
neuter your horse.... hahaha...
Or don't live in the country if you don't appreciate the scenery.
Wonder who's more traumatized... the kids or the mom... rolfmao...
ouch my stomach....
dv8_fx- Posts : 10
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Age : 64
Location : Sabah, Malaysia
Re: a you got to read this story lmao
HAHHAA, the horse was nutered!!!
caysa- Posts : 56
Join date : 2008-01-26
Location : Finland
Re: a you got to read this story lmao
Sounds to me like 'momma' was a bit jealous of what the horse was packin' and not what hubby was packin'!!!! LOL, how ridiculous!
Re: a you got to read this story lmao
omg i just laughed when caysa shared this story with me and anna... missed ya all in msn chats sometimes
why did mommy have to take a pic? to actually see or gawk for herself? why? giggle
a real pity children's naive remarks led to this discovery - i feel for these kids having or recieving wrong image from their mother.
did give us a good laugh and a story to share with your friends thanks caysa
why did mommy have to take a pic? to actually see or gawk for herself? why? giggle
a real pity children's naive remarks led to this discovery - i feel for these kids having or recieving wrong image from their mother.
did give us a good laugh and a story to share with your friends thanks caysa
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