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Post by Belair54 on February 15th 2008, 11:25 pm

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted young wife.
She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay (Boo Boo) and the other a drunk crackerhead(ANM).
She thought long and hard about it, and when
no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy with tatoos, figuring it
would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk crackerhead.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks the two of them worked hard and
the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good
job, and the ranch
looks great. You should go into town and kick
up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into
town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the
rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as
she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,
ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the
firelight.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling
hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever
wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"

Now that's funny! I don't care who you are!! Cool
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Post by Admin on February 17th 2008, 1:10 am

lmao yep it sure is lol

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Post by Deb on February 18th 2008, 12:49 am

Cute darlin...very cute.

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Post by ferdismom on February 18th 2008, 10:34 am

to funny
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