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Post by WildCherry on October 31st 2008, 9:44 am

you all know as a mommy i tend to get first hand info on very important news updates. well this oct 31 is no exception. to day i reseved veva owl post as fallows.

acordeing to the hallowed times. stictics show more and more ghost are falling pray to the "white lights"
1 in every 4 spooks traveling in unsupecting mortal vehcials are being ejected from them and tossed in to the oncomeing white lights. 2 out of every 4 spooks have reported receaveing "boo boos"
officals have officaly past the law the ALL GHOST TRAVLEING in mortal cars are required to where sheet belts for their oun imnortality.

the accoscation of pumkins would like to remind one and all that "pumkins are friends NOT FOOD" sticitcs show more and more pumkins are fallin pray to horid abuse and mutilizations. they estomate that over 1 millon punkin brotheren will be subjet to tourchers in cluding and not limited to. "carveings" smashings, scaring, impailment, savear burns, puplic humillations of gruesom displays. and eather left to rot in heaps and piles or worst yet canableized by the mortals. the great pumkin him self was quoted to say this year "all pumkins regardless of class, color, shap, or size. HAVE rights and are on the indangerd list, any one cot performing such haneus acts will NOT receaved a visit from me this year!!!!!. PUMKINS ARE FREINDS NOT FOOD!!!"

other freaky news reports that mad sciantist has been rumord to have gone saine and may infact lose their titles and posistions in the labs. many reports of lab rats have stated that they are now freely runing and no longer caged. test of fake sugars and dies for candy production has droped to a altime low. and the "can tuna experaments" have all but stoped cold trukey. some might recall the can tuna experaments of the last decade.... these experaments proved world wide to many mortal shopers that caned tuna CAN AND WILL INFACT KILL LAB RATS. .......... if thrown at them hard enough. frankinstine him self was reported to have said " EGORRRRRRRR BRING ME MORE BRAINS!!"

the F.A.R.T. (aka farmers assc of roting treats) would like to call more atenction to the "C.R.O.W gang" yet once again this year. some of you might recall them being a prob just this year for the easter bunny him self . fell free to refer back to http://thechickenpalace.forumotion.com/across-the-fence-f6/red-alert-hot-off-the-easter-rabits-presses-t161.htm . this time around they have been reported to be directly related to the candy corn crops failor for this year. the straw man him self has atemped to bag the band of bandits. but was unable to get past the the long intelecual talks of these birds. he reports the conversations beeing very detailed in entelagence. "what you gonna do?" " i dont know what you gonna do?" " oo dont start that again what you gonna do?" the straw man simply reports he just hasnt the brains to out smart these every intelagent birds. it is estomated that 3 in ever 10 mortal children will not receave any candy corn at all in their treat baskits this year.

THE FACTS ARE IN witches are in fact haveing a much harder time conseveing babys. and many are forced to go out of the family blood lines in hopes to produce. this has been a ongoing problem for many years. they have tryed potions and herbs but to no advale. one witch reported going so far as to "stell the breath " of mortal children to help her have one of her own. a band of older wiser wizerds where consolted on the matter. they advised the ladys to speak with the witch doctor. how ever all he could relay back to them was athe diagnoses of " oo ee oo awaw. waa waa waala waala BING BANG" independant studys show this prob to be souly the cause of the worlocks these witchs are marryed to. it would seem all warlocks have "hallow wienies" this is somethings the warlocks do not like to talk about when interviewed. but did admit they are looking to the mad sciantist for a cure. so far such drugs as "mydicksafloping,and mycocksadruplin" has shown some posotive resolts.

last and finly a update from the tooth fairy her self. she would like to remind all parants that with the worlds economee issue as they are known to day. she is feeling the pinch. and is finding it hard to make ends meet. with the prices of flying fairy dust at a altime high, and the cost of infaltion. she might have to reduce her trips and visits to only 1 child a week per house hold. based on proof family income there maybe some who can still quilfy for "free" services. but other familys may have to pay up and foot the bill. she was quoted as saying " PLEASE remind your children to brush and floss 3 times a day. and expecaly this halloween"

this concludes my family friendly report form the halladay officals to you.

i would like to WISH YOU ALL A VERY SAFE AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND HALLOWS EVE.

HUGS KISSES
WC.

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Post by Deb on October 31st 2008, 11:16 am

lol happy halloween WC.

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Post by noend on October 31st 2008, 12:59 pm

Oh, I don't believe a word of it. I think they made that up..

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Post by WildCherry on October 31st 2008, 1:25 pm

its true hun i got the word from owl post. its aganst the law for them to pass on false info. Smile

lmao

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Post by Admin on October 31st 2008, 9:01 pm

Oh man I so can see my screene from all the laughing I am doing Happy Halloween Mommy only you mydear would come up with someitnhg like that and yes peeps it will be going ino the tresured archives after a while lol.

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Post by WildCherry on November 3rd 2008, 9:56 am

i should check my email later and see if i have any mail fomr terrys teacher or the offic lady hahah i sent it to them as well. i mean afer all his teacher to have a class full of ADHA kids on a halloween sugar high? lol im sure she needed a laugh lol.

lol at this rate anna maybe you should just change tresured archives to "wc's place lol ......... JUST KIDDN DONT REALLY DO IT LOL

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Post by tree68 on November 3rd 2008, 10:54 pm

a good giggle - smiles - cackling it did me good serina Smile
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