My Trip to California

and so we enterd red lobster.... the smells of fresh dead sea creachers tickled our nose hairs..... the view of the over sized wooden red lobster on the wall inticed our iner mermade. we seen seafood. and we where transformed in to seamoster prediors.... even miss deb. i could see the hunger in her eyes. I WAS SURE caysa would be PROUD.

first strait to the little girls room where we tinkled. and then USED OVER ABONDACE of fancy soap to wash our hands. ( hand to make sure we woud not leave greasy finger prints whre the cops could hunt us down off) then for fun we used up LOTS OF PAPER HAND TOWLES. this was a added bonus of killin trees in the wild. as a slap in the face of all the yuppy cali tree hugers. MAWWHWHWAAHW. ............... ok maybe only i did this..... but deb could have if she had thought of it.

then it was on to waitin in the frount for our place and table. we waited. and then waited a little more..... it was perfit time to think out our grand plan. every dirty little detail.

so findly they call us.. "deb party of 2" ... hehe the glee we had on our faces.

" right this way ladys." a rather handsome young long haired Renee. said as he excorted us to our table.

once at the table some chick clamin to be our survant for the day showed. with her she brang offerings of BISKITS and drinks. and a large tablet of other offerings we coud chose from.. the tablet it would seem is what they like to call now days a "menu"

on the menu where many great gifts all for just US. yeah the royal treament..... IF ONLY HEY KNEW what we had planed for them. hahaha.

after examining many pic and many odd and unuseal grafics. (words. leters and numbers) we choose the 2 BIGGEST sea food platers they had... we was gonna make them prove their loylty to us as our servants.

after a short yet detailed explantion of EXACTLY what we wanted. (crab mashed taders, brockly, ) and demand of a fancy fruity drink. we sent her on her way to carry out our orders with hast.

so off she whent to carry out the orders. and soon she was back with a HUGE aray of sea creachers. all grilled or batter fryed.

debs eye ball grew the size of dinner plates. and she picked the lobster tail first. RIPING IT in half she tossed a tail to me too. un like deb who used some maners and the thing called a fork. i just tryed to rip in the meats and pull out the tail goodness. a few failed trys resolted in small bits of lobster finging off on to the floor. BUT in the end i won the lobster battle. and we was eating.

next was the crab legs. MMMMMMMM with butter sause. and then other yummy tidbits of shrimp clams and scalits. MMMMMM

we almost finshed off the first HUGE plater of sea animals. and looked to the next.......

thats when we relized..... WE HAD BEEN TRICKED...... we had been beatin..... NO WAY we could even think of eating all that much more. the sadness filled our little hearts as we called for the "doggy bag"

our servent came with hast and kindly scraped our plates clean in to the doggy bag for us. and offerd more fancy fruit drinks. then left us to the finle punch.......... a small black book with a tiny peace of parchment. it woudl seem that is something they call a BILL!!!

after debatin the and makein bets on the final tally. deb won with a guess close to 75 bucks...... WTF WE HAD BEEN BANBUSLED!!! they are the crimals. NOT US?? how could the tables trun so quickly??? WE WHERE THE ONES tryin to get bail. and these guys just SWOOP IN and still our glory.

but there was nothing we could do.... the damage was done. ... we where fat. full. and could barly wadle much less make a RUN FOR IT.

sigh reluctantly we faced our fate. deb passed over the credit card...... i emptyed my walit on the table. ...

our ever so kind servant came and took it a way........

AND THAT IS WHEN IT HIT ME. !!!!!! a back up!!!!! WE COULD STILL WIN THIS FIGHT!!!

fantly i could hear the theme song of clint eastwoods " THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY" ringing in my ears.

waa waaa waaa.. dinggle dinggle diggle........ WAA WAA WAAAAAA.


stelthy and sneekie........ i eyed the suger packits..... oo such pretty little things they where. a ranbow of little pale colerd tubs. with little red lobster prints......

i looked at them..... looked at deb....... thought again..

waawaa waa... diggle diggle diggle.... WAA WAA WAA.( louder now in my ears.)

lookin at deb slowly i reach over and barly tinckleing a sugar packit.....
debs eyes begain to grow in fear... she knew what i was gonna do.. "your not are you" she said....

i rais an eyebrow... and nod in a yes. " im gonna do it"

WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER SAY??? in a high pitch wisper debs paniced voice came. as she squermed in her seat... her eyes darting from servent to servent. table to table. and back at me.

shiftin my eyes from the sugar to the big red bag on the table holding our goodies... and back.

and evil grin comes over me as i ponder debs question....... and i reply...

DINGGLE DINGGLE DINGGLE..(theme song still there but more intence)

" she would ask why i didnt take the salt and peper shakers too" (insert evil grin here)

and with that i SNAGED THEM!!!!

all of them EVERY SINGLE ONE!!!!!!.

and as fast as a jack rabbits ass in ahole with a cayot on his tail. ......and i tossed them in the bag. and rolled down the top.
( POW BANG DUNNDA!!!. the evil dead was DONE)....

the theme song trun to wisping winds and rollin tubleweeds...... still and silant...........and deb truns white and pale from the crime she had just witnessed. sweet droplits begin to sweel.... but she keeps her wits about her. she aint no RAT ya know.





deb almost crawled out of her skin when the servent came back for her sig on the tiny peace of parchment.... you could see the worry in her eyes. as she handed back the little black book.

slowly and calmly we exted the resterant.....

WE HAD DONE IT WE COMITED THE CRIME OF OUR LIFES. and DIDNT GET COT. thats right we where bonny and clirisa. WE STOLD 25 SUGAR PACKS with little red lobsters. ALL 25 and they couldnt PROVE A THING ..

and soo the crime spree ended..... with us up top. we managed to lie, inslote the stupid, vandleise, and altmaitly we STOLD sugar packits.

all this and nevr got cot..... a day our dear caysa should be PROUD of .

we did it for you caysa. we did it cuz we loved you...
WE DID IT!!!

LOL, WC...I just love your accounting of it all, sadly you are not straying from the truth at all....it pretty much was just as fun as that! Oh, my tummy is still full thinking of that feasting, but it was oooooooooooooo soooooooooooooooooo good!

hehe..... well do you remember it differant?? would love to hear your side of the story......

(prepairs for some mush love drama) eeeppp

oh, no, I don't remember it much differently than that. I was agreeing with you whole heartedly. I can vividly remember the pain in my ultra full tummy as I barely waddled out of there, bag of goodies in hand.

yeah you where a pretty great side kick. lol HEHE but yup i was soo full i thought i would die..... at first ti didnt seem all THAT much and i was sure we could take it all down just fine. but omg my eyeballs where way WAY bigger then my tummy.

the kids split up the crab mash taders after you left. only a few bites each. and the left over batters stuffs we had on the desk that night from drinkin and yapin on msn. was quickly SCARFFED down too by them. sophia took the bag said it was hers..... and i still have all our LOOT (sugars) here too. lol

LOL, all the goodies that make the tummy all giggly and happy.

lmao I have never laughed so much at apost well maybe te great fishing exscrution of yours Mommy lol

i was trifle disappointed having to wait . . . but it was well worth the long wait.

i smiled happily seeing dee and serina getting on so well together - entertaining, supporting and helping one another while yakking away eighteen to a dozen like sisters

of course i giggled here and there - laughed in some places too - awwed at the seafood spread they couldn't - giggled too. OMG i laughed when serina had to lie to stay with dee for the last day (right?).

Very happy to hear Dee might get to go there once again using a business delivery as a very good excuse

Loved those pics too - especially those bottles and the ancient shops! Oh really every pic does tell a story = million thanks for your efforts dee

Also million thanks for those very tinglish words serina (((hugs)))

What Happened??????????????????///

Why wasnt I informed?????????????????????????/
Is everything ok?????????????????????????

LOL, if you would be around more often Darling, you would have known about this and we would have included you in our random phone calling. LOL

You went to Cali.... Oh I am so jeolous